Portland, Wayne Rooney and English rags...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3216541/Wayne-Rooneys-retreat-is-capital-of-stripping.html


Oh the English media and their vulture like ways... I mean I know Rooney has made some mistakes, but guys, seriously??

Of course you all are aware his rehab is a cover story while the Timbers trial him as a possible DP.

Hahaha, I'm sure he'd love to trade in his 250K a week wages at a huge club to come to Portland and spend every MLS game getting more studs up challenges than a whole team of Nigel DeJongs...

But maybe you'll get his little bro...

Wayne's only 25? Looks much older.

Every corner? C'mon. There ain't one on Willamette and Portsmouth.

pilotram wrote:Every corner? C'mon. There ain't one on Willamette and Portsmouth.

Pretty sure The Swamp nearly qualified as one, and that's only a block away from that corner...

DaTruRochin wrote:Hahaha, I'm sure he'd love to trade in his 250K a week wages at a huge club to come to Portland and spend every MLS game getting more studs up challenges than a whole team of Nigel DeJongs...

But maybe you'll get his little bro...

There's a more credible rumor that Marcus Hahnemann wants to come back to the US, to one of the NW clubs if possible.

Yeah, that one actually has some legs, but i'd be surprised if it came this upcoming season... I remember watching him play for the Sounders back in the day in the Tacoma Dome (yes, they played games there...), haha he even had hair back then!

DaTruRochin wrote:Yeah, that one actually has some legs, but i'd be surprised if it came this upcoming season... I remember watching him play for the Sounders back in the day in the Tacoma Dome (yes, they played games there...), haha he even had hair back then!

What is it with American keepers not having hair?

I blame the terrible English cuisine...