Re: vs. PSU Match Thread [8/20: 7:00 PM]

by Guest Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:21 am

Fistulated. Ouch! That sounds painful.

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:24 am

OK, I'm not clear on this... Did LeGaret kill her with a punch or something?

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:30 am

I had to look up what fistulated meant and came up with this

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Warm and steamy, no doubt.

by aleppiek Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:55 am

That woman in the coveralls is getting way to much enjoyment out of that cow being fistulated.

by **PilotNut** Thu Aug 19, 2010 10:17 am

This is one of PN's best tangents. Also, one of it's grossest. Wink

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:12 pm

Hey!

It wasn't ME who put the sports section together....

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 12:58 pm

That would be Sports Editor Mark Hester

markhester@news.oregonian.com

Maybe we should suggest that felonies and cows with holes in their sides might better be reported on elsewhere to make room in the Sport section for a story about a team's quest for a National Championship.

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:32 pm

OK, Hester read this and put this online just to piss me off.

Important sports news.

by **DaTruRochin** Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:37 pm

(At least it pertains to sports.... Kind of...)

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:40 pm

right above another felony story.

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by **DaTruRochin** Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:46 pm

Haha kickoff tomorrow can't come soon enough, eh?

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:46 pm

And the pub is out of Pliny

by **DaTruRochin** Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:51 pm

!!!!!THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL PILOT NATION
THE PUB IS OUT OF PLINY
AVOID DIRECT EYE CONTACT WITH THE GEEZ
UNTIL MORE CAN BE FOUND!!!!

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:54 pm

... and they stopped bottling it.

by aleppiek Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:58 pm

Time to start reverse engineering it and making it ourselves.

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:59 pm

Roger kind of has that John Gotti look about him, doesn't he?

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by **DaTruRochin** Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:03 pm

Indeed. Hahaha we shall see if Roger's teflon layer is as thick...

by Guest Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:26 pm

They stopped making Pliny??

Oh my God!

Somebody get Washington DC on the horn.... they need to announce a NATIONAL EMERGENCY!

by Guest Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:29 pm

Also, the guy sitting behind Roger looks like he has been drinking WAY TOO MUCH Pliny.

by PurplePrideTrumpet Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:18 pm

A $25K fine? That's outrageous! I say let them play. These women are just athletes and deserve the opportunity to participate in a sport they love.

Did you notice the story about the bikini football league got more comments than Roidger getting indicted? Just sayin...

by Guest Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:25 pm

Yea. Haven't the authorities in Seattle ever heard of Title IX. C'mon,this is discrimination!

by VillaGorilla Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:39 pm

From match talk, to team pics, and then on to fistulated cows, women playing football in bikinis, and Roger Clemens!?!?!? Talk about derailing a thread. I'll give a pass on the Pliny-themed talk, however.

by Geezaldinho Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:49 pm

I thought there was a theme... 74% of threads end up with beer.

blame the Oregonian.

by Harry Redknapp Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:34 pm

VG

This was a splendid rambling thread. It's a sign that it's time for the season to start. Not that we don't go off on a tangent after first kick off, but not so badly. And more likely to get back on track when we have a game to dissect.

by aleppiek Fri Aug 20, 2010 8:14 am

now I know whit it must feel like to have ADD. This is fun in small doses.

10:45 mins to gametime.