Nice Article on Jessica Tsao

From the Asian Reporter here in Portland:

http://www.asianreporter.com/stories/local/2008/46-jessicatsao.htm

Nice to see her getting some press. She deserves it!

I am going to start calling you the Stonehouse Soccer Times. You are always quick on the draw. Thanks and good job.

Believe me, it's not skill... it's just signing up for Google news alerts and keeping your Outlook open all day.

You are too modest. But seriously, we all know what a gem we have in Jessica. Its nice to see the word getting out.

Since the article says Jessica's favorite movie is "Gladiator," she is surely familiar with this line: "My name is Gladiator." May we now bestow the same on her!

And to rework the "Gladiator" script a teeny bit for soccer relevancy: "On this day, we reach back to hallowed antiquity, to bring you a recreation of the second fall of the mighty North Carolina! On the barren plain of Santa Clara, there stood the invincible armies of the Fighting Irish. Ferocious mercenaires and warriors from all Bruin nations, bent on merciless destruction, conquest. Your emperor is pleased to give you the barbarian horde ... I mean ... your University of Portland Pilots!"

Oh I feel the Russel Crowel vid coming.

If you insist